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Always have a backup plan! This is why I always add a joke to my posts, it makes people think: "oh, he's just an idiot." and leave me alone.

Dear Civilization, Be civilized or something. Enough with all the anger and the scams. You know what (in a British accent)? I think you'll never be civilized. Unless thousands of people click on this link and subscribe to my super-special, fantastically awesome comedy publication: https://lnkd.in/etd7XSbn Sincer…

Let's just admit it... We're all sleep addicts. See you after my next nap. BYE!

25,000 followers! Yay, congratulations. Well done. BUT NO!! I decided to celebrate in style and start demanding stuff. Like the real royalty I am. So here's my list of demands: - Go subscribe to my Patreon: https://lnkd.in/etd7XSbn I expect thousands of subscribers. Don't disappoint me. - I want 30,000 followe…

Let's just admit it... We're all sleep addicts. See you after my next nap. BYE!

Now that I have more than 20,000 followers/connections, I can be one of those guys who say: “Don’t chase vanity metrics… they’re meaningless.” Seriously… like, serious. Stop chasing them… I want to be the only one.