Alicia Teltz's Recent LinkedIn Posts

WHAY THE FCK HAVE I DONE??? That’s my whole life behind me. Packed into a suitcase and a few boxes. All stored up at my boyfriend’s parents'. We cancelled our London flat.  My boyfriend has quit his job. Our flights are booked. In less than a week, we’re gone. Thailand first. Then Japan. Jordan. Italy. Sloveni…

Age 17: Spent 3 months locked up in a psychiatric unit. Age 19: Went to NYC. 6,100km away from home. On my own. Age 23: Immigrated to England. Left Germany for good. Figuring life out. Age 24: Fell in love. Got into a serious relationship. Age 25: Making serious $$$ in B2B Tech Sales. Age 28: Bought two inves…

40,000 of you are here now!!! 🤯🤩 And I've just realised I've never actually introduced myself properly. So if you've been following along wondering "who IS this woman rambling about LinkedIn algorithms?" Here we go. I'm Alicia. Born in Germany. 🇩🇪 Absolutely fucking hated school. So when everyone else was…

Right now, LinkedIn content creation is split into two camps: Camp 1: The Education-Or-Nothing Soldiers 🏕️ Everything is systemised to within an inch of its life. 🏕️ Personality? Never heard of her. 🏕️ Checklists, frameworks, carousels, “rinse and repeat” posting systems. And look, I get the appeal. I spent…

WHAY THE FCK HAVE I DONE??? That’s my whole life behind me. Packed into a suitcase and a few boxes. All stored up at my boyfriend’s parents'. We cancelled our London flat.  My boyfriend has quit his job. Our flights are booked. In less than a week, we’re gone. Thailand first. Then Japan. Jordan. Italy. Sloveni…

15 Ways to get HATED on LinkedIn instantly 👇🏻 1. Comment “🔥🔥🔥” on every post 2. Trying to shape your post in pyramid-format 3. “I turned $1 into $5M in 10 minutes, here’s how” 4. Pretend your toddler gave you a business insight 5. “Not sure who needs to hear this” (we really don’t) 6. Turn your wedding photos…