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I called an employee at 9pm on Saturday. There was an urgent server problem that needed dealing with. Most employees ignore the call. Not mine. He picked up. Spent 2 hours talking through the issue. Very selfless of him, especially as there was no server issue. I made it up. Why? Because I was lonely. Satur…

My 95 year old Grandad passed away last week. The man was a hard worker, never missing a day of work in his life. On his deathbed, I asked him if he had any regrets. He said yes. On February 3rd 1976, he clocked off 20 minutes early to be with Nana. He wishes he hadn't. He would do anything to have those 20 e…

My biggest ick? An employee checking the time. If anyone is asking the time, they clearly only care about going home. If you cared about your job, then time becomes a meaningless construct. Thats why I personally took down every clock in the building. I've taken every measure so that nobody knows what time it is…

Today I fired every single female employee. Why? I entered a new committed relationship. 85% of affairs happen in the workplace. I can't risk that. So I invited all the women in the office into a meeting and told them the bad news. I video called my new girlfriend in so she could see I was serious. There is…

My biggest ick? An employee checking the time. If anyone is asking the time, they clearly only care about going home. If you cared about your job, then time becomes a meaningless construct. Thats why I personally took down every clock in the building. I've taken every measure so that nobody knows what time it is…

I called an employee at 9pm on Saturday. There was an urgent server problem that needed dealing with. Most employees ignore the call. Not mine. He picked up. Spent 2 hours talking through the issue. Very selfless of him, especially as there was no server issue. I made it up. Why? Because I was lonely. Satur…