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Pleased to say Bill completed his final interview for us today. This was his 964th round of interviews. Finding the perfect candidate takes time and patience. Around interview no.853, I was pretty sure he was the right fit. But we needed just 111 more interviews to make sure. Hiring is a delicate artform. And…

I called an employee at 9pm on Saturday. There was an urgent server problem that needed dealing with. Most employees ignore the call. Not mine. He picked up. Spent 2 hours talking through the issue. Very selfless of him, especially as there was no server issue. I made it up. Why? Because I was lonely. Satur…

Years ago I was on my way to a job interview. While driving, I passed a guy with a flat tire. I stopped to help him and even gave him my spare tire. After all that, I arrived an hour late to the interview. Guess who the interviewer was? It was someone completely unrelated. I didn't get the job. What a waste o…

Today I fired every single female employee. Why? I entered a new committed relationship. 85% of affairs happen in the workplace. I can't risk that. So I invited all the women in the office into a meeting and told them the bad news. I video called my new girlfriend in so she could see I was serious. There is…

My biggest ick? An employee checking the time. If anyone is asking the time, they clearly only care about going home. If you cared about your job, then time becomes a meaningless construct. Thats why I personally took down every clock in the building. I've taken every measure so that nobody knows what time it is…

I called an employee at 9pm on Saturday. There was an urgent server problem that needed dealing with. Most employees ignore the call. Not mine. He picked up. Spent 2 hours talking through the issue. Very selfless of him, especially as there was no server issue. I made it up. Why? Because I was lonely. Satur…